Give everyone a little more than they bargained for with a cupcake box full of life’s intimate parts. Our Sexy Bits Cupcakes, Muff Muffins and Willy Cupcakes will give everyone a mouthful of utterly delicious pleasure in the form of vanilla buttercream and jam or delicious chocolateyness. Chocolate Paste— Sugar cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring, water, glucose Cocoa solids: White chocolate 28%

With one task out of the way, you can look to the fun and frolics of organising a wedding- the hen and stag do’s. We have a range of Brilliantly cheeky rude cakes, (not for the feint-hearted) and possibly not for the hen do that granny is attending, but will be sure to give everyone a bit of a giggle. Deli Lemon Filling— Glucose Syrup, sugar, sweetened condensed skimmed milk, water, palm oil, modified starch, lemon concentrate, acid (citric acid)Chocolate Coating—Sugar cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids: Dark Chocolate 54%, Milk chocolate 31% Cocoa butter solids: White chocolate 28% It is for this reason, that we have decided to create the perfect Wedding Cake. Our Brilliant Wedding Cake Tower is a no fuss, but all frills affair, and the perfect centrepiece to mark the symbolic union of marriage and first joint task in marriage, or rather simply for someone who, like us, loves to have a bit of cake at a celebration, no matter what. Boner Baking – Ready, set, bake! Make sure – like everything else at you hen party – the cake is phallic shaped by using our Willy Cake Pans. Our Naughty Cupcake Set will be the cherry on top (or the butler in buff) of the cake – oh boy, your girls will be impressed.

Our Butt Cupcakes show off every size and shape of derriere in a fairly easy on the eye kind of way. However, if you fancy giving everyone a little education in the bedroom department, choose our Kama Sutra Cupcakes, make them choose their favourite positions, or dare to play our Kama Sutra Cupcake Quiz. In the London area? Why not come and see us in action at our London Cake store, which is located in Sydenham, at 111 Sydenham Road, SE26 5EZ. Our Male Torso Cake or Hooters Cake feature two picture-perfect bods which are sure to get the salivaflowing, without seriously offending your mother in law. Vanilla Sponge— wheat flour ( wheat flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), Baking powder (Diphosphate, sodium carbonates, wheat flour (calcium carnbonate, iron, thiamin) Niacin, milk powder, salt, sugar, sweetex (vegetable oil (palm oil, rapeseed oil, palm fractions), emulsifiers E471), water, eggThe hen do cupcake toppers come in a range of sizes and you can choose how many you need. They’ll come delivered in a sheetso you can just peel them off and pop them on your hen party cupcakes. Where to buy hen party cakes toppers Fruit Cake—Sugar, margarine (vegetable oils; palm, rapeseed, water, salt, emulsifier; polyglycerol, esters of fatty acids, flavouring colour, annatto curcumin), egg, flour ( wheat flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin, carbohydrate enzyme), sultanas, currants, cherries, rum

Many opt for the traditional wedding, with pomp and ceremony in abundance, an epic affair of formalities, every aspect of the day choreographed in true style, with exotic holidays for hen and stag dos, and finally the one or two-day celebrations with live entertainment, and hours of speeches. With the Bride coordinating every detail within an inch of her life. Why not turn your hen party into the Great British Bake Off? Watch out Mary Berry, there are some new girls in the kitchen. Red Velvet Sponge—Sugar, wheat flour, non hydrogenated vegetable shortening, reduced fat cocoa powder, skimmed milk powder, raising agents E500, E541, salt, soya flour, emulsifiers E471, E475, colour E129, water Marble sponge— Wheat flour ( wheat flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), Baking powder (Diphosphate, sodium carbonates, wheat flour (calcium carbonate, iron, thiamin) niacin, milk powder, salt, sugar, sweetex (vegetable oil (palm oil, rapeseed oil, palm fractions), emulsifier E471), water, Egg, Colours EE104, E124, E133, E120

Willy Cupcakes

Marzipan - Sugar, Almonds, glucose syrup, water, invert sugar syrup, humectant: sorbitol; preservative: potassium sorbate