The Lord must have created coffee to reward humans for those bad times they sometimes have on Earth. Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you’re ready to face the challenges of life. A good cup of coffee makes life seem better.” – Sahara Sanders, Indigo Diaries Jika kopimu terlalu manis cobalah meminumnya sembari mengenang masa lalu, barang kali bisa membantu. There are three intolerable things in life – cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women…” – Orson Welles Henry has the right idea here. There can never be too much coffee! Well, actually, the recommended amount is no more than 4 cups per day, but you get the idea. 11. “Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!” – anonymous

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table – There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it.” – Garrison Keillor If this is what you call coffee, please bring me a cup of tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” – Abraham LincolnToo much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It’s a hell of a mix. If you’re ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think.” – Kevin Garnett

When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.” – Emo Phillips There’s nothing like a hot cup of coffee in the morning to get your day off to a good start. What best way to celebrate the love of coffee than with a few clever and funny morning coffee quotes! We believe that every coffee lover can find a quote they love. So we compiled some of our favorites. These clever, beautiful, and funny coffee quotes will surely enhance your coffee experience. Whether you are preparing for the challenges ahead, taking a break from work, or simply relaxing by the window with a good book at hand, coffee can make everything feel just right. I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can…and WINE to help me accept the things I can’t!” – Tanya Masse A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” – Marcia CarringtonI wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ’Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’” – Jim Carrey Air itu sangat penting dalam kehidupan setiap manusia. Bahkan, setiap manusia sering kali diingatkan untuk minum air putih setidaknya delapan gelas dalam sehari. Ketika ada teman yang selalu meributkanmu untuk selalu minum, ungkapkan kutipan ini padanya. Bahwa secangkir kafein yang kamu buat itu saja sudah berisi air di dalamnya. 25. Bikin Deg-Degan

Until now, I’ve been a kind of binge-writer – I’ll carve out five or six hours on a weekend day and make a large container of espresso and just bang out a lot of words.” – Lev Grossman Since that incident, coffee became “the patriot’s drink” as drinking tea was looked down upon by the revolutionaries. Even key historical figures like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were advocates of coffee. Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.” – Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir I used to have two double espressos a day. I gave that up, had headaches for five days but now I’m feeling great.” – Hugo WeavingJim, you are 15 minutes late to our Monday morning sales meeting. You can’t procaffeinate this forever. Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” – Earl Wilson