I was just wondering the best way of doing this, would it be feasible to use a different 'tee' piece off the cistern to the one supplied, and have that run to a hose outside of the mdf enclosure? If so, any recommendations on parts from Screwfix?

If you switch to using The Bum Gun you will improve your personal hygiene immensely, but also making a hugely positive difference to the environment.It’s the standard rest stop toilet. So you hitch your pants down around your ankles and hold onto them for dear life as you go about your business. You’re regretting those 4 am noodles now. Squatting down, hangover screaming, stomach-churning, you contemplate if you can hold it for a couple more hours. Nope. Definitely not. You do your thing, which is already an ordeal in the 40+ degree weather, and come to the terrifying realisation that you’ve run out of your carefully curated store of toilet paper. Who needs toilet paper anyway?

Many Europeans tell me using water to clean after the toilet is much more common in their countries. And talk to most Asians and they do not even believe me that most British and Americans are still using toilet paper. They honestly do not believe me that such ‘advanced cultures’ are still using toilet paper. But many people tell me they use much more than 90 sheets per day. And they buy more expensive brands. Before you squat, roll up your pant legs, so they don’t droop down and hit the floor, which is likely to be wet. Now pull down your pants, but just to your mid-thigh region. Now squat. I believe it is definitely time for toilet paper users to embrace this technology and put all the embarrassment behind them. They deserve better in their lives, and they owe it to their children and extended families to give The Bum Gun bidet sprayer a chance to prove how properly clean it can help them to be.

Advanced Bum Wash

Take Care With the Toilet Hose If Wearing Pants and Using a Squat Toilet in Thailand– For women, wearing a dress or skirt, and using the bum gun is easy. Your dress or skirt is hoisted around your waist, so has little chance of getting wet. The collars on both ends of the hose have a 360 degree swivel function, so the hose never gets tangled. Culture Trips are deeply immersive 5 to 16 days itineraries, that combine authentic local experiences, exciting activities and 4-5* accommodation to look forward to at the end of each day. Our Rail Trips are our most planet-friendly itineraries that invite you to take the scenic route, relax whilst getting under the skin of a destination. Our Private Trips are fully tailored itineraries, curated by our Travel Experts specifically for you, your friends or your family. In fact, bidets (bum guns, to you), have many super practical applications. In addition to saving toilet paper, bidets can cut down on a host of bacterial infections caused by improper hygiene. They’re also ideal for relaxation, and can even promote pain management and comfort for people suffering from hemorrhoids or scarring as a result of episiotomy. You’ll soon find that certain angles are better than others to get both your bits clean and keep your pants dry. Practice makes perfect and by the end of your trip, you’ll be a Bum Gun master.