But don't pout that weary mouth just yet, because there's a product on the market that's here to make all of that agony taste delicious. Bacon Lip Balm lets you slather the taste of bacon on your chops even after your stomach literally can’t hold any more of the delicious meat. And now you're sitting there wondering why we would even suggest you use bacon to cure chapped lips.

Keep in mind that anyone can view public collections - they may also appear in recommendations and other places. If the thought of salted, cured pork makes you squeal with delight, your favorite actor is Kevin Bacon, and you only eat at joints that give you wet naps at the end of the meal, then Bacon Lip Balm is exactly the porcine product for you.Rubbing bacon on your lips doesn't always work to keep your mouth moist for a lengthy period of time.

My lip balms contain flavor oil that works by making your brain think you are tasting the flavor when you are actually smelling it.This lip balm is made to smell just like freshly cooked bacon and can be applied with the ease of any standard twist-up lip balm. Without these technologies, things like personalised recommendations, your account preferences, or localisation may not work correctly. Personalised advertising may be considered a “sale” or “sharing” of information under California and other state privacy laws, and you may have a right to opt out. We take intellectual property concerns very seriously, but many of these problems can be resolved directly by the parties involved. At five bucks a pop, the tube doesn't make eating the product cost-prohibitive per se, but the mouth-watering bacon salve may still be better left to those confident in their self-control.