So I suppose I should start off by saying it's not quite what I was expecting but, of course, the logical follow-up to that would be "well, what were you expecting?", and I'd have to say "I'm not really sure. But that wasn't it." From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.

You have tormented me six times. Now prepare to meat your doom!” I have no way of knowing that it actually said “meat” instead of “meet” but I’ll give it the benefit of the doubt. I ran. I started to stand but stopped myself halfway up. My stomach flinched, as if cattle-prodded. I felt another dizzy spell coming on.Brown, Todd (October 22, 2010). "Don Coscarelli's Latest Revealed As John Dies at the End". Twitch Film . Retrieved January 12, 2011. David Wong (September 30, 2007). "Inside the Monkeysphere". Archived from the original on May 11, 2021 . Retrieved December 25, 2007. Arnie Blondestone: A journalist investigating paranormal affairs, his interview with Dave provides a framing story for the main events of the novel.

One drop of this magical soy sauce will have a horrible effect on your body...actually, that's kinda how I feel about regular soy sauce, too! You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you.

JASON "DAVID WONG" PARGIN

And really, beyond that, is there even a plot to this book? I get writing weird for the sake of weird, but isn't there some point in which you have to ask yourself, "Why?" David Wong's Blog - Update on Suits 2 - January 28, 2019 07:57". www.goodreads.com. Archived from the original on August 20, 2020 . Retrieved November 30, 2019.