If I must choose just one friend in my lifetime, I would choose you, over and over again! I cannot put into words how important you are to me. Happy Birthday! A very happy and special birthday to one of the most special people in my life. You have been with me during the good and bad times. I know I can always count on you when I need someone to stand by me and I appreciate you so much. I hope you have an amazing birthday. Oh, great, look! It's "War and Peace"! And it's only just started! What a crap film! I knew it was going to end like that. No one understands me better than you. I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come!

If things really do get better with age, then you’re close to perfection! I bet it feels as good as it looks. Happy birthday Mum! I believe you forgot my birthday gift last year. I’m returning the favour this year. I’m sorry but a Happy Birthday is all you’re going to get.” Oh, what's that? I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! Crawl away and die in a ditch somewhere, you bastard! - It was just a joke! - No, it wasn't! Was it? Of course it was! I know these cards are genuine. OK Oh! Oh! Why won't anybody ever have it off with me? Maybe it's because I'm a big, fat, ugly bastard with a microscopic penis! Hello, Richie.

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Hello? Is anyone coming? # Happy birthday to me! # Happy birthday to me! # Happy birthday, dear me-e-e # Happy birthday to me! # You can't come in! It distinctly said on the invite "No jeans"! Where's your bottle? You can't come in either, then! And you 20 birds, I told you no bikinis! Bugger off! None of you can come in! That's right, all 2,000 of you, bugger off! I'd rather play with Eddie and his great mates! Yes? I don't care if you ARE Valerie Singleton in the nude, bugger off! You should see a doctor, mate.

Right you are, old mate, safety or non-safety? Oh, hurrah! They're here at last! Playing the old "I'm late" gag to the hilt! What great mates I've got! Wait, I'm coming! Had an accident.On this special day, my wish for you is to take steps and believe the power is in you to move beyond boundaries and be what you want to be. Happy Birthday. Sometimes, you have the perfect card in mind for your friend or loved one, but don’t know what to write inside. Here are some Happy Birthday sayings you can use to complement that perfect funny card, that inspiring card or just to say “Happy Birthday” from the heart. Funny birthday greetings But, if you feel like unleashing your creative side, add your personality through more design elements in our rich media library. Find specific illustrations or vectors that remind you of your recipient and place it in your custom bifold card template. Drag and drop your chosen graphics or upload your images and files to match your personalized message. Stop peeking, will you! I know we're mates, but you've got to do things properly, all right? OK, here goes. I’m so proud to be your sibling! You are such an amazing person and the most loyal friend. The smile you put on my face means so much to me. Thank you for your kindness and continuous support. I love you, happy birthday.

Sometimes, it helps to consider the recipient before you put pen to paper, so here is some Happy Birthday note inspiration you can use when writing cards to Mum, Dad, family and friends. Birthday messages for Mum Every day with you is a celebration. So today on your birthday we will have that 10x. That’s how special you are babe. It's my birthday! - What are you doing with my bird, git? I was just gonna grab her - Who are you? - Who are you? - Don't you know who I am? - No.

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Well, how many ways are there? Well, you'll come first, second or third, won't you? Well, how many people are gonna be there? Well, a few thousand. I would like to wish the man of my dreams Happy Birthday… but I will settle for you! Happy Birthday to the best husband. Don’t worry about your age. You are still younger than your next birthday. Have a special celebration, my girl. Work hard. Play hard. Eat loads of cake. That’s a good motto for your birthday and for life. Have a blast bro! This sign off shows a touch of warmth without going over the line of formality and still staying within professional boundaries.