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The Best Ever Book of Swedish Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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Swedes might often come across as a rather amusing lot. But as a rule, their idiosyncrasies raise a bigger smile than their comic timing.

What did the Scandinavian girl say when asked if she wanted to move? "There is Norway I want to leave my little Sweden to Finland somewhere else."

Another spice-related funny Swedish phrase, the “sum of the cardamom” is a common way to sum up a story. It’s got nothing to do with cardamom, but it rhymes and rolls off the tongue nicely. Try it!

As in many cultures, foxes get a raw deal in Swedish. Having a fox behind your ear is an abstract way of telling someone they are sly or likely to pull one over on you. Although relations between the two countries have improved over the years, there's still a lot of bad blood between Finland and Norway. It's called Sweden. Scandinavian jokes featuring “the Swede, the Dane and the Norwegian” are commonplace in schools. The typical Swede is seen as rich, arrogant, and tech-savvy. The typical Dane is usually seen as a slightly decadent hedonist, with a can of beer never far from reach. The typical Norwegian is shown to be an uneducated jumper-wearing country bumpkin, always with a fish close at hand. What is even worse than waking up after a party and finding a pen*s was drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced. There ́s no way she believed you!” He shakes his head again. “How old did you tell her you were, then?”

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This funny Swedish phrase basically means to get revenge, and whilst it’s hard to take it seriously, remember that, in this case, “old cheese” means beware! Granted, this is a pretty dark Swedish phrase. But asking someone if they would prefer plague or cholera is usually used sarcastically or with a heavy dose of irony.

This word came about in the 1970s when paternity leave was introduced in Sweden and it’s been a staple word ever since. Presumably, someone had dirty flour once and they were guilty. Or something. Either way, clean flour = cleared of all charges!Here is a list of funny sweden norway jokes and even better sweden norway puns that will make you laugh with friends. If you’re “on the cinnamon” in Swedish then you’re unlikely to be baking. This funny Swedish phrase is just one of many to mean “drunk” and its exact origin isn’t easily traced. The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden. The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet. In his article, Grundelach, points out the strange asymmetry in Scandinavian humour, that while the Norwegians and Swedes joke about each other, and the Danes a little about both Swedes and Norwegians, no one seems to joke much about the Danes.

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