Dirty Old Women: erotica by women of experience

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The ur-example in English is probably the Wife of Bath from The Canterbury Tales, who is five times married. It is a bit hard to tell her exact age, though, as her first marriage was at 12 or so. Potentially, she might be more like some of Mae West's characters who lean in the Mrs. Robinson direction. We do know that she was twice the age of her last husband — but it's possible he was in his teens and she was in her thirties.

The older woman. Knowledgeable, seasoned, experienced. Hot! The fantasy creature who embodies full-blown female sexuality in all its mysterious glory. Of course, she’s out of reach; it will never happen. She inhabits her own complicated realm of emotions and responsibilities and lingerie, and you are just … a kid. But imagine the initiation! The possibilities! (Sexually, sure, but also for bragging.) It would be awesome. Jason says he would not have given a statement to the Long Island police incriminating DeMartini-Scully if he hadn’t been under pressure. “They said if I didn’t they were gonna press charges on me because I was with Diane’s daughter,” who is only 14, and now Jason is 17, thus making him guilty of “sexual misconduct” himself. As of his last birthday, Jason’s relationships switched status in the eyes of the law: Sex with the then-44-year-old school psychologist who had been after him since he was 16 became okay; sex with her teenage daughter became a crime. Queen Tatiana from Vampire Academy, is in her sixties and has maintained relationships with men forty years younger than her. The old woman in Voltaire's Candide fits this pretty well, somewhat more so in the musical than the novel. Gilbert and Sullivan, inspired by the dame figure of pantomime which is played by a man, frequently featured repulsive older women chasing after young male characters.

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You could clearly hear Letourneau imbuing her student with power; trying to convince the public as she’d convinced herself that Fualaau—her lover, her hero—was on more than equal footing with her: “He dominated me in the most masculine way that any man, any leader, could do.” Power, for one thing. Compared with a teenage boy, a woman will almost always make more money. She will always know more about sex. She will generally be more competent and experienced and more able to assert her will on him than vice versa.

It is a strange law,” says Harned. “I didn’t write them, I just enforce them.” Harned says that it is still likely that the Southold Police Department will press charges against Jason for his relationship with the daughter and that Jason was not pushed into giving a statement about the mother.) Shizuku in New Game! is a slightly younger than usual example; but she is still the oldest lady of the principle cast who openly lusts after her younger co-workers, often right in front of them. It seems that three old ladies were standing at a bus stop when along came a flasher and opened his raincoat. Well, the first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady tried to have a stroke but her arms were too short. In Steven Universe Nanefua Pizza is implied to be one. In "Historical Friction" she playfully slaps Jamie on the rear after the play, and in "Buddy's Book" she's seen reading a saucy-looking romance novel at the library.

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Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: In " World Wide Wabbit", Mac tells Eduardo that if Mr. Herriman finds people in their Funny Bunny Merchandise, based on a video of him dancing, he will explode. He runs down the hall, yelling 'Take Off Your Clothes' The elder Madame Foster unquestionably obeys, jumping on the stairs, waving her shirt. The comedy sketch show Harry Enfield and Chums featured a pair of characters officially named "The Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies". Catchphrase: "Young man! At our age!", said in response to anything that can even vaguely be considered a Double Entendre. They are even shown ravishing the men on a few occasions - and working for a sex line. All played for laughs, naturally. Rose from Nebraska to a small degree. She has no trouble talking about her torrid past, calling her husband's dead sister a whore, or flashing an old boyfriends tombstone.

Matriarch Aethyta from Mass Effect 2, the bartender on Illium. Especially when she says "Sorry, no sex; just cleaned the bar!"

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That night, Jason and DeMartini-Scully “basically did everything.” He remembers the experience as “okay … I wouldn’t say it was upsetting. I wouldn’t say I didn’t want to, but … I figured she was letting me stay at her house, I’d just do what she wanted.”