Fun Naughty Birthday Gift for Men - Boob Hot Water Bottle & Elephant Willy Warmer

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I take the sizing rather seriously here, after all The Telegraph article does state that 15,521 males were measured in Kings Hospital London for this research.

I read recently that a lot of people have trouble with patterns when they are given too many options to choose from. They feel lost and confused. They wonder which is “the best” choice. I hope you will not let the options I mention worry you. I hope they will give you room to take charge andChoose colour with care as the author can not accept any responsibility as to resulting experiences, both wanted and unwanted. Experienced knitters can use the following to translate it to their favorite mode of circular knitting. I wrote my version assuming you have some circular knitting experience already. I hope the less experienced don’t feel shorted.

Once I had as much knitted in length as I wanted (of either the shaft or the mansac), I divided my stitches evenly onto four double points, and continued as follows:make some small “designing” choices of your own. You know more than you think you do. Give it a shot. There are only choices and the chance to learn. Continue decreasing the gusset sts, either every other round, or if you added 2″ or more of sts, then decrease every round. You may of course decrease using you own personal formula! When the gusset sts are gone,work even on the original number of sts (here I’m using 52), until you have done about 18 rounds above the marked round. The ‘boys’ will need ample room in here, so do at least 18. (Nature has provide that the mansac expand and contract to regulate testicle temperature and too small a sac takes away the boys’ relaxing room.) What follows is my take on the original with real-life adaptations, assuming the Warmer is not done entirely as a joke or novelty, but a real male accessory intended for use. (A great gift for a kilt-wearer!). It is chatty but frank, but not at all R-rated. However those with a delicate inner nature and the pre-pubescent will need to stop here ’til they grow up. When I pictured Robert’s version of the Willie Warmer with gathers and pull-ties at the end of the shaft and at the bottom of the mansac, I thought it would be nicer looking aesthetically to close up the ends by doing regular decreases as follows. Using 4 Double Pointed Needle’s or DPN’s as per the size stated in the tension / gauge on the yarn ball band, lets cast on the 26 stitches over 3 needles = 9 stitches on each of 2 needles and 8 stitches on the 3rd needle reserving the 4th needle with no stitches on it at this point as this is the needle we will be using for the actual knitting.